Maraysiah, As I See It!!

Contractors In Maraysiah

2008-10-28T20:21:00.001-07:00

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Parliament house.; one from Em-Ai-See another from Em-See-Ay and the third, from Am-Noh. They went with a government official to examine the fence.

The Em-Ai-See contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then, works some figures with a pencil. 'Well', he says, 'I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.'

The Em-See-Ay contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says, 'I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.'

The Am-Noh contractor doesn't measure or figure but leans over to the
Government official and whispers, '$2,700'.

The official, incredulous, whispers, 'You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'

The Am-Noh contractor whispers back, '$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from MCA to fix the fence.'

'Done!' replies the government official.

And that friends, is how it all works in Maraysiah. It's Maraysiah, NOT Malaysia.

Blog - Renovated

2008-10-14T01:23:00.000-07:00

Just added a simple profile and renovated the site. Please email me any interesting photos you may have taken in Maraysiah. Remember, it's Maraysiah, NOT Malaysia.

Spot The Cow

2008-10-13T23:29:00.001-07:00

7 Seater Pickup Truck

2008-10-13T23:28:00.003-07:00

The Bank Is "Open"

2008-10-13T23:28:00.001-07:00

Doggy Pillion Rider

2008-10-13T23:27:00.001-07:00

Jangan Saman, Datuk!!

2008-10-13T23:26:00.001-07:00

But, Where's The Table?

2008-10-13T23:25:00.001-07:00

Light-Powered Astro

2008-10-13T23:24:00.003-07:00

Doggie Rempit Gang

2008-10-13T23:24:00.001-07:00

CAR 1 : PIPE 0

2008-10-13T23:23:00.001-07:00

Proton Submarine

2008-10-13T23:22:00.001-07:00

Sometimes, Even A Forklift Needs A Lift

2008-10-13T23:20:00.001-07:00

No Good Furnishing??

2008-09-05T23:38:00.001-07:00

Full C**nt

2008-08-30T12:41:00.001-07:00

What were you expecting?? :-)

Cat or Dog?

2008-08-30T12:31:00.001-07:00

If UNIPHONE Starts A Fight With Telekom, Who Will Win?

2008-08-30T12:27:00.001-07:00

Have You Seen Sh*t On 4 Wheels?

2008-08-30T12:12:00.001-07:00

1) Rocket boosters & Wings, all in 1 small package.

2) Email me if you have seen anything more ugly than this one. I call it FUGLY MYVI.

Important to have friends... Especially in MALAYSIA

2008-06-16T08:12:00.001-07:00

Kami Ah Long.. Mickey Mouse Pun Boleh Tolong

2008-03-25T22:46:00.001-07:00

There Are 1001 Ways To Hit The Apple

2008-03-25T20:23:00.000-07:00

Minor Change Required To Make This a Durex Ad

2008-03-25T10:42:00.000-07:00

Ba Semen???

2008-03-25T10:40:00.001-07:00

Is my English poor or does my Bahasa suck??

UMNO Members Showing Their Stuffs On The Highway

2008-03-25T10:37:00.001-07:00

UMNO = United Mini National Organisation

2 Souls Need to Rent A "Banglo"

2008-03-11T09:32:00.000-07:00

Ubah Gaya Hidup

2008-03-10T09:41:00.000-07:00

COCKY

2008-03-08T13:36:00.000-08:00

Taken from The New Straits Times Online :
(http://www.nst.com.my/Monday/Frontpage/20080211073032/Article/index_html)

To Marketwatch: NAND Flash <> Microprocessor

2008-03-05T20:27:00.000-08:00

If Intel starts making toilet paper, is toilet paper considered "a class of microprocessor"?

Only In Maraysiah

2008-03-03T20:11:00.000-08:00

Who's God? Pamela Chat Bot Explains

2008-02-22T01:14:00.000-08:00

In case you do not know what is Pamela Chat bot, it's a chat robot that can give you all sorts of advice. Add "her" to Skype® and you can ask "her" questions.

I added Pamela Chat bot to my Skype® and started having fun with it. Then I popped the question!!

WHO IS GOD??

Looks like .NET is GOD!! Have mercy on my soul, Microsoft...

If I Refuse To Follow Your Orders, Are You Going To Bite Me?

2008-02-17T02:31:00.001-08:00

See the stall beside the signboard? Who cares about what you say, TNB?

Isikan Tempat Kosong Dengan Jawapan Yang Tepat Sekali

2008-02-17T02:24:00.001-08:00

Notice the "tempoh siap" is blank?

Horse truck

2008-02-13T10:19:00.001-08:00